A blurb is a short description of a book intended to convey enough information to readers to help them make a decision as to whether they are likely to enjoy the full treatment or not.
If you're a
reader you take these for granted, just like authors did before we became
authors. It looks easy. A ten minute task at most. Four months and a hundred
revisions later, I'm still tearing my hair out.
You say: "Come on. How hard
could it be? Has anyone ever called you melodramatic?"
I say: "Well, yes. They have.
But that's not relevant to this discussion. Really!"
I would much rather write a full
length novel than try to compose a blurb. Trying to pare that 113,000 words down
to 75 is not just hard, it's torture. It's cruel, I tell you. The short
description that I currently use for My
Familiar Stranger follows. This is the best I can do while avoiding
spoilers.
"Minutes
ahead of inevitable assassination, Elora Laiken is forcibly transported to an
alternate dimension similar, but not identical, to her own. She is stranded.
Alone. Far from home. A stranger in a "strangish" land.
Of course a girl could suffer worse problems than having gorgeous suitors. Perhaps more importantly, in the midst of an epidemic of vampire related abductions, can she stay alive long enough to choose between an honor debt, true love, or the breathlessness of single-minded passion?"
Of course a girl could suffer worse problems than having gorgeous suitors. Perhaps more importantly, in the midst of an epidemic of vampire related abductions, can she stay alive long enough to choose between an honor debt, true love, or the breathlessness of single-minded passion?"
I can't tell you how often reviews
will say something to the effect of "don't pay too much attention to the
description". See, the problem is that I wanted to create something that
hadn't been done before, something that defies both formula and genre
categorizing. I succeeded at that, but, it turns out that, like everything else
in the universe, that comes with two sides. The good news is that it's
different. The bad news is that the difference throws a wrench into the way the
industry is set up to market books.
"From New York to Ireland to Edinburgh to Siena to the Texas Hill Country to Napa Valley, modern day knights, heroes, witches, demons, psychics, vampires, werewolves, elves and fae come together where emotions intersect. From promises to rages to hunts to epiphanies, The Witch's Dream proves that true love can find you in the strangest places, when you're least expecting it, even when you're far, far from home."
See what I mean? There's no way to
give a SHORT description of this book without having it sound stupid or
juvenile or both which leaves me standing here as usual saying, "But it's
not! I swear!"
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