Killing the Faerie: from the Book of Cautionary
Tales
By
Francesca Quarto
“For
the last time! Who gives a wasp wing?”
Randell
Pearson was livid with his wife. She had
little concept of what made him happy and none of what made him furious.
A Wizard
of little repute among his peers, he found her doubting him at every turn, a
blow to his ego. His deep insecurity made
the criticism even worse.
Today,
Halloween Eve, he was in a determined frame of mind, despite Katrina’s
harangue.
“You
can’t kill a Faerie, Randell; there will be horrible retribution to be paid by
you; perhaps even by us!” she said
imploringly.
“This
will prove my abilities beyond any doubt. I shall be elected as Prime Wizard to his
Majesty…a giant among my fellows!”
“Besides,
this Faerie is an evil runt, who has delighted in tormenting me the whole of my
Wizarding life. He has inspired my
fellow Wizards to jeer me behind my robe and placed curses upon me so that I slowly
shrink in height.”
It was
all true; Randell lost his lofty frame of six feet and three inches over time, currently
standing at barely five feet in his shoes.
Randell
had a plan he’d long ruminated over.
Capture
King Alfred’s attention and by the bold act of killing a Faerie, force his
fellow Wizards to elevate him to the highest post in Alfred’s Kingdom; Wizard Guardian of the Books.
These
volumes held every kind of Magical theory, ward, spell and any relevant guides
to performing Magic. There were only one
dozen of these great treatises, written by long progressed Wizards and
Witches.
“Randell, you mustn’t attempt this folly”
Katrina pleaded yet again.
Her
husband was young and impetuous, something her mother had warned her about
before they wed.
“He’s
too young and inexperienced pet; only one century and fifteen years with no
Magical credentials either.” She had cautioned.
But
Katrina loved the handsome boy and threw her mother’s words to the wind running
away with him.
“This Faerie
shall fall to me! I have been taunted
long enough as he demeans my skill at Magic. And see me! I am shrunken by his very curse!
Now,
I’ll show him and the others, before he has a chance to blink his yellow eyes!”
Halloween
Eve, Randell stepped out of his small cottage on the rim of the Blue Marsh and
into the gathering dusk.
Katrina
had left for the Annual Spirit Fest, urging caution one last time and kissing
him a fond good bye. She knew his
venture would end badly, but his fate was his alone and she had Magic to do.
Randell
found the tight cluster of tree houses where the Faerie clan of the Shannon had
lived for eons without count.
He moved
stealthily, not wanting to give away his presence.
They’ll
know me soon enough he
thought with a tight smile.
He had
brought with him his mentor’s staff, willed to him at his progression, not many
years earlier. It contained all the
power the old Wizard stored in it, before he left this realm.
Randell
held it in front like a Matador’s cape, creeping on his soft leather slippers,
circling the one tree home where he knew the hated Fay to live.
He chanted
his strongest spell and laid down wards to prevent his foe escaping the terror
he was about to unleash.
Just
as he finished his Magical machinations, he heard something riding the wind. A chuckle, like water splashing over the rocks
of a fast stream.
He
abruptly stopped. Searching the gloom
around him and he pricked his ears for the sound to reemerge from the murky
night.
There! He thought alarmed. Someone
is laughing…
He
turned in a tight circle trying to locate the being hidden in the shadows of
the Faeries tree homes.
“Show
yourself, coward!” he hissed into the fearsome dark.
“Tsk,
Tsk! Wizard. Tis you who skulk about on this Hallowed Eve.
Why are ye creepin’ about like some unholy wraith, I might ask ye?”
The Faerie
dropped his camouflage of vine and bark and stepped away from the side of the
tree home closest to the Wizard.
“We Faeries
have been watching ye Randell. Yer plan
to come here ta savage me, has marked ye fer me wrath. Are ye ready to receive
yer just pudding?”
Randell
was undone by the Faerie’s threat and raised his staff to ward it off.
The Faerie
merely laughed again.
He
smirked into the Wizards terrified face.
“Oh,
tis not yerself alone that shall bear me curse. Fetch ye home en see what ye have done.”
The Faerie
blinked out of sight. Randell felt a
deep chill burrow into his very marrow.
He
sprinted like a yearling deer for his own abode. He was nearly there when his body became
sluggish, his legs moved as if through heavy syrup. He dragged himself an inch at a time, until
he reached his door.
But it
wasn’t anything like his own door; it had shortened until it seemed only passable
by a field mouse.
His
house, was shrunken, looking from his view above it, like a shriveled mushroom.
“What
is this evil art?” Randell screamed out into the tops of the trees surrounding
his miniature cottage.
Vaguely,
he became aware of his own size. He was
gigantic, too big to enter any human’s house, let alone his own diminutive domicile.
His
head brushed the trees that would normally have blocked the floating moon.
Now,
he not only had a clear view of the witches passing across its face, but he saw
over the tree tops to the distant River Shannon, several kilometers away.
There
was another chuckle tickling his ear.
“Randell
Pearson, ye will be a giant among yer Wizard peers after all” said his Faerie
tormentor.
“Be
careful not to squish yer wee wife. And
before I leave, one last ting…
Be
careful what ye wish fer, “Giant among Wizards!”
2 comments:
What a great excerpt. Loved it! Thanks for sharing!
So I take it faeries are more powerful than wizards in this tale? Interesting.
Post a Comment