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Monday, November 13, 2023

Seasonal is a Relative Term By Marilyn Barr

 

I love all things pumpkin. Nothing says fall like the orange gourd roasted with warm spices like nutmeg, cinnamon, and cloves. Fall in Kentucky starts between September 21st and 23rd, depending on lunar cycles and moon placements but our pumpkins don’t mature until later. While the average pumpkin reaches ripeness between the end of August and the end of October in the USA, our growing season has shifted later with climate change. It is not uncommon for kids to play outside in short-sleeved shirts and shorts in December. Last year my pumpkins didn’t turn orange until the week before Halloween. I wasn’t worried because historically Jack-o-lanterns were carved from turnips, potatoes, and apples.


(My garden's pumpkin on Halloween 2023)

However, I am dismayed to report that the national coffee chains in my area don’t serve pumpkin-spiced lattes after Halloween. The official coffee house pumpkin season goes from August 1st to October 31st…when the bulk of USA’s pumpkins aren’t mature. Growing up, November was pumpkin spice season because we needed to process all the innards from the jack-o-lanterns. Why else serve pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? With the rush to be the first to serve pumpkin treats, we have shifted the autumnal season into our hottest season. When the weather is consistently in the high nineties Fahrenheit, there’s no way I’d savor a steamy pumpkin coffee. Would you?

Don’t get me started on the Peppermint Mochas, Holiday carols, and Christmas trees in retail stores today. Bah Humbug, until December, please!

Enter the Book Fair here 

Well, if you can’t beat them…join them. Introducing the Monsters and Mistletoe Book Fair (cue off-key Jingle Bells) where your favorite winter, holiday, and Christmas monster romances bring the heat…before you turn on your furnace for the season. My snow monsters will take you on Arctic adventures, months before a flake falls in Kentucky to set the winter wonderland ambiance…as your leaves fall from the trees.

Featured in the Monsters & Mistletoes Book Fair is Betrothed to the Yeti: A Monster Brides Romance.


Here is an excerpt of this Cinderella-retelling set on the icy moon of Enceladus…

“I crept closer than I intended,” I whisper in a husky voice that I’ve never used. “I’m too short to reach the bottom and…I don’t know how to keep my face above the water’s surface.”

          “I think you found where you are meant to be,” he replies. “Don’t you agree?

          “What are you asking of me?” I search his face for clues, but his eyes are too alien to read. Each emotion flits across his features too fast. It’s like traveling to a foreign village where the customs and dialect hold you in a silent, intangible prison.

            “Stay,” he pleads. “Be my partner. Let me provide for you. Allow me to learn more about humans from you. Be the center of my world and the object of my endless fascination.”

            “You want to learn from me? I know goats, cheese, starvation, and cold…endless cold. How can I repay you? The warmth alone is worth more than what I can teach you.”


Betrothed to the Yeti is available on Kindle Unlimited in eBook form as well as in paperback form at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Or you can visit the Monsters & Mistletoe Book Fair! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

When Cassini Fell in Love with Enceladus, so did I by Marilyn Barr

 When I decided to write a yeti romance for the Monster Brides series, I didn’t want to link the Snuggling Under Snowdrifts earth-based snow monsters to the multi-author series. However, I can’t resist the lure of writing about fuzzy yet fearsome snow monsters. This standalone yeti romance needed a new home, far away from the Artic Circle of Earth. Perhaps on another planet… The professional extraterrestrial hunters within NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) would agree that Enceladus is most likely to house life—outside of Earth of course.

The Cassini spacecraft was launched in 1997 to study Saturn. It took a detour when scientists got a closer look at Enceladus. Formerly thought to be a rounded chunk of ice, scientists saw geyser bursts of water ejected from Enceladus to join Saturn’s E ring. A closer look revealed Enceladus has no true landforms except ‘tiger stripe’ vents. The discharges from the ‘tiger stripes’ contain all the chemicals required for life—water, highly concentrated oxygen, amino acids, and phosphorus. Unfortunately, Cassini wasn’t equipped to take samples or study the moon more closely. The mission was to photograph Saturn to understand its rings. No one was expecting to find a candidate for extraterrestrial existence! In 2017, Cassini crashed into Enceladus when it ran out of fuel…and fueled a million questions in the researchers.

(Cassini Stats from Nasa. gov)

With untapped potential and room for creative license, I couldn’t resist writing a yeti romance on the icy moon of Enceladus!

    Evidence of oxygen-rich air and methane pockets suggests life is possible without spacesuits. This is why humans can bundle up in furs rather than wear spacesuits and air tanks. Even though they would have the ability to exchange gases (breathe and digest material), there isn’t a stable atmosphere like on Earth. There are no clouds or weather. The snow comes from geysers which erupt the pressurized water found beneath the surface. Alien yeti Pabu’s hot spring would flow upward in reality, from the bathing pool to the bedroom because of the forces within the moon—not as a waterfall rushing downward.

(NASA graphic report originally by NPR)

The main gravitation body for Enceladus is Saturn (not the much larger sun), so there is less gravity than on Earth. While the people in this story use Earthling names for the native animals they resemble, all the alien animals would have longer limbs, necks, and spines. The goats could carry more mass with less musculature because of the lower gravity. Ku Huang and her kids are inspired by adorable Changthangi goats (from the same area of Earth as the original yeti legend.)

(Image from Guidefarming of India 10 best breeds)

Could we grow plants on Enceladus? So far, the evidence points to “no” because of the liquid water under the crust instead of a rocky mantle to recycle soil. The lack of weather, freezing temperatures, and Saturn’s light as a subpar source of ultraviolet rays also would inhibit plant growth. That’s where I used my artistic license to put Earthly cold-weather crops (I used to homestead in Ohio, so I love cold-weather crops) on Enceladus.

Image from Southwest Research Institute. org

When Jaya returns to Alpha “months” have passed but they had time to grow plants from seeds at low temperatures. How is this? The “day” on Enceladus is measured by the moon’s 32-Earth-hour-long rotation. A “month” is measured by its revolution around Saturn. On Earth, our moon revolves around us to create months, but Enceladus is the opposite with a much longer orbit.

Betrothed to the Yeti takes the Cinderella tale out of this world. The year is 2700 AD and humans colonized the icy moon a few generations ago. Jaya, our heroine, was born and raised in the colony of Alpha. They lost communication with Earth in the first generation of settlers and the four abandoned villages have developed into unrelated entities. What happens when Earthlings are given a chance to start over on Enceladus? They create new folklore, religious practices, and societal structures. Visit the monthly wedding ceremony of the villages in Betrothed to the Yeti, releasing on 10/15/2023, as part of the Monster Brides book series.

 



Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Ugly Crying over Beautiful Stories by Marilyn Barr

 

Grab the tissues. Sometimes when the positivity is overwhelming and toxic, you crave a tear-jerker. Is it the release of pent-up stress, the mind’s way of making room for gratitude, or catharsis? The first movie I loved, because I used a box of tissues, was “My Girl” in 1991. Anna Chlumsky and Macaulay Culkin’s portrayal of young adults processing death was burned onto my brain from the time I saw it. My parents gave the video to me because I wanted to be a coroner and the female main character’s father runs a funeral home. I can’t imagine what it was like for those who saw the saddest movie I’ve ever seen in theaters. Did they use all the snack bar napkins or smuggle full boxes of tissues into the screenings?   

Where do you go when you prefer spooky entertainment, but you need an ugly cry? There are a plethora of tear-jerkers in the paranormal genre, but are they romances? The definition of a ‘romance’ includes a happily ever after, so when selecting my favorites, I selected titles from the paranormal and fantasy genres. What are your favorite paranormal titles that use up your tissue stockpile?


1.     Ghost (Movie 1990) – Who can forget the pottery scene of Ghost when it is parodied on television and comedies to this day? This paranormal romance movie is about a dead banker (Patrick Swayze) who uses a medium (Whoopi Goldberg) to warn his wife of danger (Demi Moore). While Home Alone was the highest-grossing film of 1990, Ghost was a close second with the two movies fighting for the top spot all year. Ghost was nominated for many Oscars but only won two (Best Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress – Whoopi Goldberg). (Facts from IMDB)

2.     The Shadows (novel) by JR Ward—While the Black Dagger Brotherhood book series kills, injures, reanimates, and diagnoses many female main characters with terminal diseases, this book hit me in the feels. Not only is the paranormal romance between Chosen Serena and Trez heart-breaking because she is destined to turn to stone, but the relationship between Trez and brother iAm is put to the test. I don’t know whom I cried for more—the romantic couple or the brothers.

3.      Storm of Swords (novel) by George R R Martin—Some of you may have an eyebrow raised at my inclusion of a Game of Thrones book in my favorite tear-jerkers. My response is two words—Red Wedding. When the Red Wedding episode aired on HBO, many fantasy readers (including myself) ran to the nearest bookstore to buy the series. Could an author write a scene this heart-breaking and destructive to his main protagonists or did HBO pull it to the extremes for ratings? The books are not close to the televised version of Game of Thrones, but the red wedding is horrifically identical.

 

With a collection of tragedies on my bookshelf, I could assuage the guilt of writing my own dark fantasy tear-jerker. Strawberry Shifters Book 4: Rotten Apple is the tale of Ryan’s demise. We’ve known from Book 1:Bear with Me, that the vampires aren’t healthy and die young. Ryan the Vampire King is a “vampiric dinosaur” in his fifties thanks to the stem cell treatments developed by Dr. V. When they stop working, Ryan is given two months to live by the doc…and the promise of immortality if he betrays his friends and family on Earth…

There are many tender moments between Ryan and his love interest, Orchid, but my favorite scene in Rotten Apple is when he says goodbye to Gran, the matriarchal witch of Strawberry. Here’s an excerpt of their banter:

“I miss the days when you pretended vampires needed an invitation to enter someone’s home,” Rafaella croaks while trying to climb out of bed.

“I miss the days before air conditioning systems when I could fly into any home with an open window. Jeez, don’t break your hip trying to get up. I’m here to answer your summons,” I say while dismissing her with my hand.

“You look like hell,” she states with a subsequent coughing fit.

“As do you,” I reply, holding her water glass to her cracked lips. I remember when she was a beauty. Her violet eyes have dulled and sunk into her head. Her lustrous black hair has dried into straw. I say a silent prayer of gratitude that I will die before being as crippled as she looks. The once-powerful witch is as hollow as a chocolate bunny in an Easter basket.

“I look like I’m dying.”

“Well, aren’t you?”

“Yep, I’m dying to get to the afterlife so I can get laid.” I catch the twinkle in her eyes before her wheezing starts again. I offer her another sip of water, but she swats me away. “You, on the other hand, aren’t dying with grace. You are fighting nature with everything you have. Isn’t young love waiting for you in the afterlife?”

“The first Terika.” Her name drifts out on my sigh before I can stop myself. An image of her spinning in her graduation gown fogs my thinking and the words take flight from my mouth. “She was a stunning vampiress with fiery red curls, quick wit, and legs that seemed to go on forever. She died before I could wed her. I let my ambitions get in the way. Vampiresses are a sickly bunch. She died a virgin when I wasn’t looking.”

“How did you say goodbye?”

“I didn’t.” Pain stabs my chest with the memories that define my life. I traded the crown for the love of my life, so I dedicated myself to the job. The story is like a runaway train pulling my heart off the cliff of despair. “Her father said she died of a broken heart. He blamed me and banned me from the funeral. In hindsight, I could have pushed the issue or charged him with contempt, but I didn’t have the time. There was my brother’s wedding, his subsequent abdication, my coronation, endless challengers for the throne, and my father had only been dead for a few years. The colony was a mess. People were starving.”

When she pats my hand, my thoughts snap back to the present. “It doesn’t matter anyway. She wasn’t mine.”

“The fairy.” Her words are whispered so quietly I almost miss them. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. I want a deal for my secrecy,” she says with more strength. She struggles to sit up on her elbows to look into my eyes.

“Nope, this is too big and I’m not leaving debts for Lucien.” I stare down my nose at her. My fangs itch to descend as fight my temper. I will not be tricked by a witch.

“Okay, one big secret for two small favors.”

“Rafaella, my last grains are falling through the hourglass. I haven’t the time to do anything for you. Lucien will not honor any claim you or your mongrels lay at his feet when I’m gone.”

“Believe it or not, Lucien has his guardian angel hidden under five pounds of goth makeup. He doesn’t need you. You can rest, Ryan. Betty will protect him for the rest of his days.”

 

Rotten Apple is available at multiple retailers as well as the rest of the Strawberry Shifters saga. Say goodbye to Ryan the Vampire King here and find out whose mistake starts the clock to the prophesized Fae wars and the end of either Magmell or Strawberry…

Sunday, November 13, 2022

Doomed to be Monster Fudgers by Marilyn Barr

Like it, love it, hate it, or struggle to understand it…but monster romance and monster erotica are taking BookTok by storm. Hashtags like #monsterlovers, #monsterfudgers, and #monsterromance have millions to billions of videos made by authors, readers, and fanatics. This new subgenre of fantasy and paranormal romance is led by the Queen of Alien Romance, Ruby Dixon. Her Ice Planet Barbarian book series was first released in 2015 and changed the way romance readers felt about men with horns and tails…or did she? Below I have listed my top 7 warning signs that we were destined to be fated mates to heroes with scales, horns, tails, furry pecs, skull heads, tree limb embraces, and alien peens.

1. Swamp Thing – Abby Arcane first appeared in the Swamp Thing comic book in the 1970s. In comics and movies of this era, monsters kidnapping females due to unrequited love was a popular theme. Some of my favorite vintage monsters who did this are King Kong, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the Mummy. Abby Arcane not only lives in the swamp willingly but also falls in love with the monster after failed relationships with the scientists trying to kill him. They have a unique “wedding” in the comic series and hybrid children.

Doing my best Swamp Thing impersonation with my favorite Swamp Thing Comic Cover

2. Planet of the Apes—Whether I refer to the television series of the 1970s, the 2001 film remake, or the early 2010s spin-off trilogy, Planet of the Apes leads the way in Cryptid romances. In this movie franchise, the cryptids are the technologically advanced species, and the humans are the primitive species. Ari, the scientist and Leo Davidson’s love interest, has extinct Australopithecus facial features but the technological skills of a futuristic humanoid. While the pair share a steamy on-screen kiss, they do not end with a happily ever after.

Smash or Pass? Planet of the Apes

3. Star Trek—The goal of the creators of Star Trek was to create a future where all races lived in harmony, but they didn’t stop at human races. What alien princess didn’t share a kiss with Captain Kurk when he was played by William Shatner? While most of the Star Trek alien love interests were humans with a different language, there were a few monster romances. Fans loved watching Jadzia and Worf fall in love despite her being a human and he a Klingon. Not even the language barrier was enough to stop the power of intergalactic love.

4. Thundercats—I loved this 1980s Saturday morning cartoon where cat-like people were superheroes. Gang leader Lion-o shared steamy kisses with Cheetara before she ditched him for Tygra. After rewatching the episodes where Cheetara helps Tygra practice with his whip as an adult, I don’t blame her for choosing the gravelly-voiced tiger hybrid over the goodie-two-shoes Lion-O. However, Lion-O soon rebounds and marries WilyKit. This is a large age-gap pairing since she’s obviously a child when she joins the Thundercats under Lion-O’s leadership. Ah hem…

5. Beast from Beauty and the Beast—Whenever I say I’m writing a “monster romance,” I’m asked if it’s “like Beauty and the Beast” from the 1990s movie by Disney. This one slipped under the censors’ noses because ultimately, Belle breaks the spell and lives happily ever after with a human prince. However, they missed one vital part of the curse. Beast couldn’t tell Belle that he was a cursed prince. This means Belle was ready to commit her life to him in Beast form. Yeah, that romantic ballroom dancing scene takes on a whole new meaning when…

We didn't stand a chance... Characters from Disney + 

6. Gargoyles (Disney TV show)—Around the same time as Beauty and the Beast was hitting the big screen. Disney was inspiring monster romances on the small screen too. Gargoyles was an “after-school cartoon” favorite in my house while I was growing up in the 1990s. These monsters protect modern-day New York City just like they protected Scotland in their past. While ColdStone and ColdFire are a gargoyle-to-gargoyle pairing, many of the beloved couples are gargoyle to human. Who could forget Brooklyn with Abby or Broadway with Angela? Rewatching this cartoon on Disney+ as an adult made me wonder if my parents knew what I was watching after school…and why they were surprised when I chose to write first shifter romance and then…

Could I be part of the gang with this TikTok filter?

7. Shifter Romance in paranormal romance—Starting with The Wolfman and maturing to Sam in The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris, the shifter romance genre exploded in the early 2000s. Some of my favorites are written by Lora Leigh, Christine Warren, Kat Kinney, Elisha Bugg, and Christine Feehan. I even added to the genre with my Strawberry Shifters contemporary paranormal romance series and Dance to a Wylder Beat a bear-shifter western. From hummingbirds to donuts, dinosaurs to pets, and balloon animals to zoo animals, it seems everything you can think of has been written into a shifter romance where the main character spends half their time as a human and the other half as ‘other.’ Some shifters can change completely into an animal form such as those in the Strawberry shifters while others live as hybrids like in Thundercats or Lora Leigh’s shifter romance.

Find the Strawberry Shifters on Amazon here.

And so here we are, pushing the envelope of romance once again. Just like The Beast, these monsters find love without a human transformation. My latest book, Cuddling My Chuchunya (preorder for 99 cents here), is about a Siberian Snow Monster who finds that the anthropologist he rescues is a lady looking for a monster like him. Dr. Vera Thompson grew up obsessed with the extinct Australopithecus humanoids from our past but never thought she would have the chance to speak to a cryptid like those in her books…

Are you ready to travel to ice caves under the Siberian permafrost?

Her obsession stands before her, not as an extinct Australopithecus, but as a living chuchunya…an abominable snow monster who promises a lifetime of devotion in hiding…

Dr. Vera Thompson

I am one reindeer sleigh ride away from academic notoriety and the corpse excavation which will catapult my career from junior anthropology fellow to tenured professor. Crossing the Siberian tundra is not for the faint of heart but with modern technology like a GPS, cell phone signal, and all-climate winter gear, I’ll reach the suspected Australopithecus body unearthed by the melting permafrost. One more day of dodging methane gas pockets under the ice and my life will change forever…

Artyom

The hairless ones swarmed around my brother’s body like flies from the southern land. Tradition dictates his next of kin perform his last rites, so I follow the erratic driving of the hairless ones from a foreign land. If these invaders discover my chuchunya clan, I fear we are too few to defend our territory under the ice. I don’t understand why the sled driver throws his passenger into a ground popper, but the cruel deed activates my coupling (dushevnayasvyazinstincts to heat my body to an inferno…the first sign of a soul bond…

Stuck between loyalty to his clan’s secrecy and his biology, will Artyom trade injured Vera for Denis’s body? Will Vera choose modern conveniences in Ohio or stay in Siberia with the chuchunya who promises to cherish her? In such an unforgiving landscape, will Artyom prove his dushevnayasvyaz by pushing her toward an easier life, even if her leaving breaks both their hearts?


Cuddling my Chuchunya will release on 1/13/2023 so preorder your copy for 99c here - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BLCZ7BT7/