Fortune Telling with Food
I hate surprises. I want to know exactly what’s going to happen, with whom, and how can I keep the cops from finding out? While I don’t have a crystal ball, my kitchen happens to have a few food items traditionally used to predict the future.
Cabbage
Halloween is associated with pumpkins but it used to be the
perfect time to kick off a grand old cabbage theft to see if love was in your
future. A blindfolded participant enters the cabbage patch at midnight when the
barrier between the world of the living and dead thins, yanks up a cabbage, and
then analyze the roots for clues. Are the roots thick? A big beefy person was
in your future. Weedy or withered? Look out for a pasty-faced wimp. Why anyone
would settle for a love interest that resembles cabbage roots is beyond me.
Eggs
Forget scrambled, boiled, fired or an ultrasound. If
pregnant, grab an egg like the ancient Roman Empress Livia Drusilla and incubate
it between your breasts. The chick’s sex predict the baby’s. In the Ozarks,
girls hollowed out a hard-boiled egg, filled it with salt, and ate it. That
night, she’d either die of high blood pressure or dream of her true love
bringing her a pail of water to drink. People in Colonial times used a Venus
glass, egg whites suspended in warm water. The shape of the egg white predicted
the occupation of the future spouse. For instance, if the whites kind of looked
like a cow, you’re true love would be a farmer (or a cow.) No telling what
would show up at the door if the squiggly egg whites only looked like squiggle
egg whites.
Nuts
This pretty much describes those who rely on fortune
telling. One popular method was to take two chestnuts and roast them
side-by-side in the fire; if they stayed in place without rolling away, it was
a good omen for a happy marriage. Alternatively, you could take a hazelnut,
representing your lover, and throw it into the fire. If it burst into flame, it
was a sign of trouble to come.
Apples
Peel in one single peel. Throw over the shoulder and the
initial it formed was future husband/wife. Sometimes the apples would be
labeled or marked by young men and women before they were put in a tub of
water: the person who caught your apple could be your mate. In another version
of snap apple, a hoop is suspended from the ceiling, and different treats and
tricks, including cake, candies, bread, apples, and peppers, are stationed
along its rim. The one a player caught with their teeth would foretell the
nature of their love—would it be sweet, spicy, too hot? Would it nourish or
burn them?
Onions
Not all food items reflect affairs of the heart. Germans had
an onion calendar called a zwiebelkalender. Set out twelve pieces of onion, one
for each month. Sprinkle them with salt and the amount of moisture that appears
indicates the amount of rainfall in its corresponding month. Unless you
selected particularly sweaty onions.
Cheese
Young women in the European countryside would predict future husbands
by writing the names of suitors on pieces of cheese. The first to mold was
believed to be the ideal mate. Frankly, I think the last man to get moldy is
the best of the bunch.
L. A. Kelley writes science fiction and fantasy adventures with humor, romance, and a touch of sass. Her future generally involves carbo-loading.